According to a report from True Achievements this morning, the original Stubbs the Zombie game is being remastered for a release on Xbox consoles this March.
Aspyr Media, the studio responsible for the Star Wars Episode 1 Racer re-release, is apparently handling the port. According to the report and an Xbox Live listing, the title will release on March 16th. The achievement list was also shared:
| Name | Description | Gamerscore |
| That didn’t age well | Compete the painfully slow, forced tutorial | 15 |
| Reap what you sow | Now you’re getting the hang of it! | 15 |
| Don’t be suspicious!!! | Give Stubbs a hand! | 15 |
| Rock and Parole | Do it for the meme! | 15 |
| Next Time Bring a Map | We know what you did. | 15 |
| Dawn of the Dead | So many deals! | 15 |
| Unprotected whoopie! | You look good in those genes. | 15 |
| I make a PP | Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine | 15 |
| Army of Darkness | Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains | 15 |
| Does this look infected? | Eh, shake it off | 15 |
| Meeting with Death | Clear your calendar. | 15 |
| DIE WYE DIE! | Mahlzeit | 30 |
| Cletus Defeatus | Sooey! Feedin’ time! | 30 |
| Hands-on parenting | Bon apetit | 90 |
| 1 easy payment of… | It’s been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it? | 15 |
| Un-Re-Animated | You’re a zombie that died. | 15 |
| Crypt-O-Currency | Eat 2005 brains | 90 |
| It’s a real groaner! | 100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible. | 90 |
| We got a twitcher! | BOOM HEADSHOT | 15 |
| Stubbs Otaku | Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help. | 90 |
| 360-No-Brains | Land a jump tackle | 30 |
| Obsessive Possessor | Posess each type of enemy once | 15 |
| The Spleen | Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence | 15 |
| Fast Zombies | Beat the game in under two hours | 90 |
| Sausage Fest | Load a jeep up with the squad | 30 |
| Car-Daver | Get run over by a vehicle | 15 |
| Should’ve hid in a fridge | Get killed by an airstrike | 30 |
| Strike! | 10 kills with a single Sputum Head | 15 |
| Dirt Cheap | 10 Sod-O-Mobile kills | 15 |
| Plowed Up | 5 Tractor Kills | 15 |
| Tanks for the Memories | 10 Tank kills | 30 |
| Bust a Gut | Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air | 15 |
| The First Law of Robotics | Get killed by a robot | 30 |
| Bahhh-Barian | You shouldn’t pet the sheep | 15 |
| Six Seasons and a Movie | Demand a sequel. | 10 |
Our Take
Well this was unexpected. While Stubbs was a fun game for the time, and we always love seeing dormant IPs come back into the limelight, this is a rather strange choice. Regardless, we’re not going to complain about original Xbox games getting to shine once again!
